Category Archives: You Can’t Fix Stoopid

Are you a happy drunk or a mean drunk?  How about a proud drunk? Stephen Supers was stopped in Elyria Ohio for speeding.  When the police officer asked him to get out of his car, he realized that Mr. Supers … Continue reading →

Unfortunately, the dude was already married. According to the Thaindian news, in 2004 Richard Barton Jr. married a Rhode Island woman.  He disappeared a few months later (turns out, he was in jail… is this a surprise?).  When he was released, … Continue reading →

Imagine being so addicted to a computer game that even the real life equivalent isn’t sufficient.  Michael Ray Ekes of Polk County, Florida was recently nabbed for grand theft auto when police found a stolen SUV in front of his … Continue reading →

Next we’ll see license plates:  IRCROOK Tampa Bay – The man wanted in Sunday night’s shooting death of a man on North Florida Avenue apparently didn’t notice the multiple signs surrounding Greg Bailey Automotive, warning that surveillance cameras are in use. … Continue reading →

FARMINGTON, N.M. (AP) – A 21-year-old man faces charges after he allegedly stole a New Mexico sheriff’s patrol car, later telling investigators he “thought it would be fun.”   The San Juan County Sheriff’s Office said Matthew Anderson was charged … Continue reading →