Category Archives: You Can’t Fix Stoopid

  On 26 November 2010 (Black Friday) employees at a Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, observed a shopper stuffing a Dell laptop down his pants. According to police, security personnel approached 39-year-old Tracey Attaway of Waynesboro, Georgia, and asked him … Continue reading →

In a sober moment, have you ever had the idea you could actually outdrive a cop?  That your car was faster than theirs?  That you were bulletproof?  Do us a favor, if you ever do, let us know so we … Continue reading →

An upstate New York resident has been arrested in Brooklyn after making a Facebook post taunting police to “catch me if you can.” “He told us via Facebook to come and get him and we did.” – Utica Sgt. Steve … Continue reading →

A man attempting to siphon gas from a motor home in Seattle made a rather repulsive error. Police arrived at the scene to find a very ill man curled up next to a motor home.  It seems he plugged his siphon hose … Continue reading →

According to police in Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume (yes, we said COW) walked into a Walmart and walked out with 26 gallons of milk.  In true Robin Hood fashion, he distributed the milk to bystanders … Continue reading →

So, you’ve been arrested and convicted of forging prescriptions.  You show up at your sentencing and give the judge a note from your doctor, which asks the court to postpone the sentencing until a later date. Do you really think … Continue reading →

There are happy drunks, sad drunks, mean drunks, and of course, drunks with the munchies.  Apparently Steven P. Malone of Louisville is one of the latter. He was spotted by store employees stuffing a 4 pound chicken down the front … Continue reading →

[Ed note: This sounds like something that would happen to one of our wonderful friends in NJ ] Imagine being awakened from a sound sleep when suddenly crash! boom! bang!  You run out to the living room, only to see … Continue reading →

Keith Gruber, 49, of Sullivan County, New York, allegedly showed up late to his DWI hearing while… you guessed it… intoxicated.  And to make sure everyone knew it, he carried an open can of beer along with 4 more in … Continue reading →

A couple in Lincoln, Nebraska called their local Pizza Hut to complain that their pizza was too doughy.  Although most restaurant managers do not want to take this sort of call, in this case the manager was only too happy … Continue reading →