Category Archives: Stoopid Is As Stoopid Does

Friday Bonus Video: Illiteracy at its Finest!

They have some pretty deluxe security measures in the UK!

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Where are my keys?

Recently three gunmen invaded a home in Kissimmee, Florida and held the occupants at gunpoint while they robbed the place.  They reportedly dragged one of the women by the hair, pistol whipped another, and threatened to kill all of them. … Continue reading

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Bungling Burglars Bust Bumper

Two would-be ATM robbers decided the best approach to a quick withdrawal would be to pull the front off of the machine.  Being the geniuses that they are, they attached a chain to the machine and then to the bumper … Continue reading

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ET Phone Home?

Last summer, during a demonstration of an iPhone’s GPS capabilities in San Francisco, the young intern that was sent out to wander the neighborhood while potential clients watched her movements via GPS was mugged and the phone stolen. “We kind … Continue reading

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FBI: Man gives teller ID before robbing bank

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) – A 34-year-old man is in custody after authorities say he gave a teller his account number and showed her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank. The FBI says Jarell Paul Arnold of Anchorage is … Continue reading

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Suspected Car Thief Found Sleeping in Car

CASPER, Wyo. (AP) – Police arrested a suspected car thief they found asleep in the 2001 Oldsmobile he’s accused of stealing. Officers said a 26-year-old man and a woman were found asleep in the car Thursday about six miles from … Continue reading

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