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Is that a chicken in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
There are happy drunks, sad drunks, mean drunks, and of course, drunks with the munchies. Apparently Steven P. Malone of Louisville is one of the latter. He was spotted by store employees stuffing a 4 pound chicken down the front … Continue reading
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Friday Bonus Video: I gotta get out of this place (if it’s the last thing I ever do!)
Michael Wilson Sr., of Republic, PA recently got tired of waiting for a ride home from the hospital, saw an ambulance and apparently thought “ah ha! I’ll be home in no time!” Driving an ambulance is apparently more difficult than … Continue reading
Honey, the naked neighbor just dropped in and wants to borrow…
[Ed note: This sounds like something that would happen to one of our wonderful friends in NJ ] Imagine being awakened from a sound sleep when suddenly crash! boom! bang! You run out to the living room, only to see … Continue reading
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Love hurts (pissed off females do a pretty good job too)
We here at FelonyStoopid.com know it can be a challenge to work with your significant other. Day in, day out… or to quote one of us… It’s that breathing… in… out… it never stops! [Ed note: I digress!] So you … Continue reading
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Yesh yer honor shir, I’m shorry I’m late *hiccup*
Keith Gruber, 49, of Sullivan County, New York, allegedly showed up late to his DWI hearing while… you guessed it… intoxicated. And to make sure everyone knew it, he carried an open can of beer along with 4 more in … Continue reading
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This pizza sucks! I paid goo…errrrrr…
A couple in Lincoln, Nebraska called their local Pizza Hut to complain that their pizza was too doughy. Although most restaurant managers do not want to take this sort of call, in this case the manager was only too happy … Continue reading
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Kiss me you fool!! (Or I’ll blow your bleepin’ head off!)
It seems poor Helen Staudinger, 92, of Ocala, FL has perhaps been celibate a bit too long. She finally set her sights on Dwight Bettner, 53. Unfortunately, Dwight was already involved with someone and tried to tell Helen that he … Continue reading
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Delirium in Elyria
Are you a happy drunk or a mean drunk? How about a proud drunk? Stephen Supers was stopped in Elyria Ohio for speeding. When the police officer asked him to get out of his car, he realized that Mr. Supers … Continue reading
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Awwww… another happy Facebook marriage
Unfortunately, the dude was already married. According to the Thaindian news, in 2004 Richard Barton Jr. married a Rhode Island woman. He disappeared a few months later (turns out, he was in jail… is this a surprise?). When he was released, … Continue reading
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Friday Bonus Video: Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny Go!
Handbag swinging granny foils robbery A senior citizen in Northampton, England came out swinging when petty thieves tried a smash and grab at a local jewelry store. While employees cowered under their desks, this woman single handedly thwarted the robbery. … Continue reading