Category Archives: FelonyStoopid

Semper Fi!

  On 26 November 2010 (Black Friday) employees at a Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, observed a shopper stuffing a Dell laptop down his pants. According to police, security personnel approached 39-year-old Tracey Attaway of Waynesboro, Georgia, and asked him … Continue reading

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Friday Bonus Video: Delusions of … what, exactly?

In a sober moment, have you ever had the idea you could actually outdrive a cop?  That your car was faster than theirs?  That you were bulletproof?  Do us a favor, if you ever do, let us know so we … Continue reading

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Friday Bonus Video: Illiteracy at its Finest!

They have some pretty deluxe security measures in the UK!

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Catch Me if You Can

An upstate New York resident has been arrested in Brooklyn after making a Facebook post taunting police to “catch me if you can.” “He told us via Facebook to come and get him and we did.” – Utica Sgt. Steve … Continue reading

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Friday Bonus Video: It’s Not The Size of the Dog in the Fight

Two robbers discovered on Monday that it is indeed not the size of the dog in the fight (or in this case, in the smoke shop), but the size of the fight in the dog – a chihuahua, to be … Continue reading

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Where are my keys?

Recently three gunmen invaded a home in Kissimmee, Florida and held the occupants at gunpoint while they robbed the place.  They reportedly dragged one of the women by the hair, pistol whipped another, and threatened to kill all of them. … Continue reading

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Details are important!

A man attempting to siphon gas from a motor home in Seattle made a rather repulsive error. Police arrived at the scene to find a very ill man curled up next to a motor home.  It seems he plugged his siphon hose … Continue reading

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Bungling Burglars Bust Bumper

Two would-be ATM robbers decided the best approach to a quick withdrawal would be to pull the front off of the machine.  Being the geniuses that they are, they attached a chain to the machine and then to the bumper … Continue reading

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Robin Hood Goes Cow-zy

According to police in Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume (yes, we said COW) walked into a Walmart and walked out with 26 gallons of milk.  In true Robin Hood fashion, he distributed the milk to bystanders … Continue reading

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Hey Doc, I need a note!

So, you’ve been arrested and convicted of forging prescriptions.  You show up at your sentencing and give the judge a note from your doctor, which asks the court to postpone the sentencing until a later date. Do you really think … Continue reading

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