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Where are my keys?

Recently three gunmen invaded a home in Kissimmee, Florida and held the occupants at gunpoint while they robbed the place.  They reportedly dragged one of the women by the hair, pistol whipped another, and threatened to kill all of them. … Continue reading

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Details are important!

A man attempting to siphon gas from a motor home in Seattle made a rather repulsive error. Police arrived at the scene to find a very ill man curled up next to a motor home.  It seems he plugged his siphon hose … Continue reading

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Bungling Burglars Bust Bumper

Two would-be ATM robbers decided the best approach to a quick withdrawal would be to pull the front off of the machine.  Being the geniuses that they are, they attached a chain to the machine and then to the bumper … Continue reading

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Robin Hood Goes Cow-zy

According to police in Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume (yes, we said COW) walked into a Walmart and walked out with 26 gallons of milk.  In true Robin Hood fashion, he distributed the milk to bystanders … Continue reading

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Hey Doc, I need a note!

So, you’ve been arrested and convicted of forging prescriptions.  You show up at your sentencing and give the judge a note from your doctor, which asks the court to postpone the sentencing until a later date. Do you really think … Continue reading

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Is that a chicken in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

There are happy drunks, sad drunks, mean drunks, and of course, drunks with the munchies.  Apparently Steven P. Malone of Louisville is one of the latter. He was spotted by store employees stuffing a 4 pound chicken down the front … Continue reading

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Friday Bonus Video: I gotta get out of this place (if it’s the last thing I ever do!)

Michael Wilson Sr., of Republic, PA recently got tired of waiting for a ride home from the hospital, saw an ambulance and apparently thought “ah ha!  I’ll be home in no time!” Driving an ambulance is apparently more difficult than … Continue reading

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Honey, the naked neighbor just dropped in and wants to borrow…

[Ed note: This sounds like something that would happen to one of our wonderful friends in NJ ] Imagine being awakened from a sound sleep when suddenly crash! boom! bang!  You run out to the living room, only to see … Continue reading

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Love hurts (pissed off females do a pretty good job too)

We here at FelonyStoopid.com know it can be a challenge to work with your significant other.  Day in, day out… or to quote one of us… It’s that breathing… in… out… it never stops! [Ed note: I digress!] So you … Continue reading

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Yesh yer honor shir, I’m shorry I’m late *hiccup*

Keith Gruber, 49, of Sullivan County, New York, allegedly showed up late to his DWI hearing while… you guessed it… intoxicated.  And to make sure everyone knew it, he carried an open can of beer along with 4 more in … Continue reading

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