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Semper Fi!
On 26 November 2010 (Black Friday) employees at a Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, observed a shopper stuffing a Dell laptop down his pants. According to police, security personnel approached 39-year-old Tracey Attaway of Waynesboro, Georgia, and asked him … Continue reading
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Friday Bonus Video: Delusions of … what, exactly?
In a sober moment, have you ever had the idea you could actually outdrive a cop? That your car was faster than theirs? That you were bulletproof? Do us a favor, if you ever do, let us know so we … Continue reading
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Friday Bonus Video: Illiteracy at its Finest!
They have some pretty deluxe security measures in the UK!
Friday Bonus Video: Worst Burglar Ever?
This is old, but still worth the viewing. It’ll make you laugh! Caution: Profanity
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Catch Me if You Can
An upstate New York resident has been arrested in Brooklyn after making a Facebook post taunting police to “catch me if you can.” “He told us via Facebook to come and get him and we did.” – Utica Sgt. Steve … Continue reading
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Friday Bonus Video: It’s Not The Size of the Dog in the Fight
Two robbers discovered on Monday that it is indeed not the size of the dog in the fight (or in this case, in the smoke shop), but the size of the fight in the dog – a chihuahua, to be … Continue reading
ET Phone Home?
Last summer, during a demonstration of an iPhone’s GPS capabilities in San Francisco, the young intern that was sent out to wander the neighborhood while potential clients watched her movements via GPS was mugged and the phone stolen. “We kind … Continue reading
Aren’t my custom tail lights cool?!
Next we’ll see license plates: IRCROOK Tampa Bay – The man wanted in Sunday night’s shooting death of a man on North Florida Avenue apparently didn’t notice the multiple signs surrounding Greg Bailey Automotive, warning that surveillance cameras are in use. … Continue reading
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Maybe the Girl Scouts should make people take their pledge before buying their cookies…
According to the police report, Hersha Howard was arrested and charged with Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon after she allegedly attacked her roommate over a box of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. Her roommate, Jasmine Wanke, told deputies she was … Continue reading
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Bonus Video: Woman Wrecks Rockland County Liquor Store
An angry woman went on a bottle-breaking rampage through a West Nyack liquor store. She didn’t steal anything. She just wrecked the place. … “Oh this is quite unusual. I think that she had been drinking. That’s the information we … Continue reading